Pimping & Bitches Joke

Heartbeat Bill:

Ohio is placing a bill in front of Gov. Kasich that would use doppler radar to detect a Heartbeat in an unborn fetus to determine the legality of abortion. I’ve been pro-choice my whole life but I’ve never really looked at the issue.

I just thought:

1) I can’t really make decisions for women.
2) If a woman dies during pregnancy then are we pro-life?
3) Might be sparing a child of a life of misery if they are not born to parents that do not want them.
4) When abortion is illegal, people still have illegal abortions which is terrifying. Could you imagine? Where in Columbus would these happen? It’s not a funny joke. It’s actually frightening. Terrible punchline. I’m sorry.

This Heartbeat Bill has failed in the Ohio Congress since 2011. It only in passed because they attached it to a Child abuse bill. The simple logic is: Abortion is child abuse.

I watched some videos about Supreme Court Justice Harry Blackmun’s 1973 pro-choice decision. Justice Harry Blackmun talked to his daughters. He then looked at the issue medically. He felt the government was interfering with Doctor’s recommendations to their patients.

The idea is: if a woman is either medically, or mentally unhealthy then abortions protect both the woman, and the child. So while linguistically the statement of ‘abortion is child abuse’ has appeal. Pro-Choice not only protects women it also prevents child endangerment.

Call John Kasich.

Flood his voicemail. Tell him it puts women’s lives at risk and is a fiscally-irresponsible law that will engender many costly court battles that Ohio cannot afford to fight right now. His office number is (614) 466-3555.)

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There is another thread. What if calling your elected officials became Post-Trump “performance art?”
(You could probably reuse the Cam’Ron inquiry about human mental competency in relationships to parenting joke when calling Kasich. There could be a new genre of humorous phone calls in this new era of civic responsibility. You will need to have your facts correct.)

Of course, politicians could use these prank phone calls to demonize liberal heathens. The upside is that it could make civics “funny.”
The downside is it might lose the moral argument regarding deplorables.

So I guess stick to the script unless you’re especially clever.

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Just to avoid people wondering how I can be pro-choice & vegan:

(I’m vegan. I’m pro-choice. I’ve never stopped anyone from eating a hamburger except with sincerity and charm. So if you are going to tell me to not have abortion because I’m vegan. I will point at my belly… tell you I’m a man…then say ok: does this mean yr going vegan?)

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